December 2011
15 posts
The Story of Herman Houk, from Nystrom, OH http://t.co/lvSfatwQ
#thatawkwardmoment when u flip a cup and it hits the customer in the nose. #thisoneisfree #guessimnottomcruise
The sub-caption under this was “duh.” #headlinesnaps http://t.co/W7gIO349
RT @jason_tate: If you watch Godzilla backwards, a nice dinosaur passionately puts a city back together and moonwalks into the ocean.
Downton Abbey, Season 2 with @sydnah after a long day at the MOA -sighs of relief and relaxation…
RT @ncguk: “We spent so long looking for the Higgs boson, and all the time it was in our hearts.” — Higgs Boson Christmas Special
#alanleapley http://t.co/75XGH12V
RT @petersagal: Yo Yo Ma on the floor of a bathroom, with a wombat. http://t.co/6iWGyOhR
RT @meganamram: Just found out the results of my mammogram - I tested positive for having boobs :(
RT @techbargains: Crazy Deal! Centon DataStick Pro 32GB USB Flash Drive $1.99AR http://t.co/TYhjQBRr
I am not so much a #lifehacker as I am a #lifeheckler
Dear #GoogleDocs, if you can’t work with Tables, don’t offer yourself up as an MS Word replacement. Notepad, maybe. Not Word.
RT @imjasondiamond: A guy I went to college with works for Herman Cain just e-mailed his entire contact list saying he’s drunk and will …
Best Knots is now free. Check it out on http://t.co/nm2hM8fM. http://t.co/Rjg0ittL @sydnah
scribble scrabble dabble on the microphone i babble as i twist the funky words into a puzzle… #us3
November 2011
14 posts
bildungsroman : #wordfortheday #lookitupidid #studystudystudy
Have suddenly gained #costanza-like parallel parking skills.
I just unlocked the “School Night” badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/kMCQpaNy
RT @amanda_hocking: Every time I go somewhere new, I boldly go, just in case no one has gone there before.
I’m at Stub & Herb’s (227 Oak St SE, Washington Ave, Minneapolis) http://t.co/3d9xyjZ9
RT @tomtomorrow: There’s a technical term for societies in which citizens do not feel entitled to question actions of police: it is call …
i have uninstalled #facebook for #iOS, opting instead for their mobile interface, which is dozens of times more functional. Odd.
#laundry day. I don’t think @sydnah has the proper appreciation for “dirty jeans done dirt cheap.”. #acdc4everyoccasion
TechBargains is giving away a new Apple iPod Touch! Retweet this message & follow @techbargains to enter! More details: http://t.co/3Y2LTZ4a
RT @FakeSteveCarell: We can’t just sit around waiting for Creed to die.
RT @adampash: I don’t know how much you like stuffy British period dramas, but Downton Abbey is really good
ran across this image this afternoon, made me smile. also reminded me of @snowleopard22 http://t.co/8PIAzqVU
Thanks to Aimee Jungmann for mentioning this tumblr. Awesome. Feminist Ryan Gosling - http://t.co/ruvKhynG
seems like i’m always tweeting about software. all right. New Coldplay? #notsomuch #imsureitwillgrowonme #idonthearasecondsingle
October 2011
26 posts
Just spit pizza on the cat laughing at a 5th season ep of #friends #urwelcome #plzdonteatthat
#rangersrangersrangers #gorangers #stlouishasnothing
The phrase “politics of identity discourse” is stuck in my head like a Katy Perry song. #toomuchthinking
#Mixtape alert! Check out http://t.co/WFUWOIsU! (This is a #Dragontape.)
i dig audre lorde. can i say that? #audrelorde
Stretchy TP - not good for drunk people.
Somebody’s been mucking about with my keyboard shortcuts. Somebody whose name is not me. #canthugeverycat http://t.co/dQkhr2vF
i am killing it.
RT @kathygriffin: I know! Awkward. I’m waiting 4 Perry 2 say “jive turkey” RT @thr33jimmy: @ Rick Perry just called H Cain “brother “.. …
Almost forgot - congrats @texasrangers. World series, here we come! #goodyearforTXsports
http://t.co/r2XwVXVV i’m not the only one who notices that #google #chrome doesn’t play well with wifi hotspots that need a webpage login
RT @alexparish: HOT TIP: Turn your iPhone into a Blackberry by selecting Airplane Mode.
the #ios upgrade is going to bring down the net. #virus
RT @cultofmac: New post: iOS 5 to Drop at 10 AM PST/6PM BST [Rumor] http://t.co/RLo89SFB
a guy in my class keeps saying ‘transgender pooch,’ instead of ‘transgender butch.’ #iamsmiling
I freakin’ love the new tweet sound baked into iOS5.
If ur a construction worker, pls don’t shout when ur standing underneath a crane, cos I will leap for cover. #inthebushes
Sydney and me http://t.co/JbwHY0bw
RT @neilhimself: Gloriously bad PR fail RT @TheBloggess: Dear @BrandlinkComm : Congrats on the worst PR fail I’ve ever witnessed. http:/ …
daina strikes back. #itshernothim #pronounpolice
The ‘Steve’ in ‘Steve Jobs’ was actually short for ‘Steverino.’. Fact. #stevejobsRIP